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(1 hour ago)
jeremy ryan...
...takes destination-less walks at midnight
...makes the best raspberry belgian waffles
...will write you a poem and a song
...can make anything rhyme
...smells of old spice
...prefers decaf
...is the most talkative wallflower
Who doesn’t love Facebook’s Pirate language?
(1 day ago)
all the ladies, nubian queens,
black princesses, african godesses, choir girls, young girls, models,
skeezers, bitches, hoes, playettes, dykes, divas, house wives, gold diggers,
sex chasers, cum guzzlers, chicken heads, crack heads, baller bitches,
shake dancers, and boosters.
say what you want, we’re all one in the same.
no matter what they call you, or you call yourself.
theres only 3 rules in this game:
keep your nappy-ass hair done, do your mother fucking sit-ups,
and whenever you lay on your back, make sure your paper is stacked.
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(2 days ago)
You can tie my hands behind my back
and lick your initials in my neck…..foreplay does nothing for me, but commitment makes me wet.
I already know you’re having an affair with words….but boo…i’m married to it….my vocabulary leaves most men wary…I need to know….can you get into it?
Would you let me lick you with alliteration and tie you up with similies?
give you pain and pleasure with solliquies until you beg me for release….
I think we can have the ebonic plague solution…lace me with your lexiconic seed and in 9 months we can start to raise the revolution
