Hmmm...

Lately I’ve “neglected” tumblr. Sorry? I’ve been off working full time hours at Apple, saving up for my own apartment, planning trips to NYC, and enjoying being 21.

…i’m a free bitch baby.

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american apparel cherry popped on my birthday.

american apparel cherry popped on my birthday.

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i'm 21.

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Most. Awkward. Movie. Ever. vagina dentata (vagina with teeth) forced sex severed penises female empowerment?

Most. Awkward. Movie. Ever.

  • vagina dentata (vagina with teeth)
  • forced sex
  • severed penises
  • female empowerment?
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f.y.i.

I’m almost 21 (November 2nd) and I refuse to entertain the cries for attention of those older than myself yet acting years younger than myself. I’m not sorry that I have a fulltime job and that I’m working to get my life in order and that I don’t text or IM you 7609907 times a day like you’d like me to. I have this thing called a life, and I’m living it. Grow up, act your age, and recognize that communication goes both ways. This is why I have a quota on how many gay friends I want in my life, some of you guys are so damn needy.

In other news, I’m almost 21 which means I’m getting FUCKED up on Monday. Bros at work are taking me out and damn, it’s gonna be such a good time.

…i think i’m over tumblr also.

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12:10 am

I’m not angry, sad, upset, flustered, happy, hungry, thirsty, horny, or tired.

I’m restless.

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The ultimate peek into the Haus Of Gaga spanning music, fashion, art, fans and gossip! ‘The Fame Monster’ includes: * 8 new studio recordings with production by RedOne, Rodney Jerkins, Teddy Riley, Fernando Garibay and Ron Fair featuring the smash single “Bad Romance” and “Telephone” * The original album ‘The Fame’ * The definitive “Book of Gaga”-A highly stylized collector’s edition art table book housed in a custom slipcase documenting Gaga’s journey into pop superstardom including:* A lock of Lady Gaga’s hair * Collectible puzzle * Pictorials * A behind the scenes look at her creative process * Pull out posters * Themed fanzines * A paper doll collection * 3 D glasses to view forthcoming Gaga visuals * Personal notes from the artist * Each book individually numbered …wait…a lock of Lady Gaga’s hair?

The ultimate peek into the Haus Of Gaga spanning music, fashion, art, fans and gossip! ‘The Fame Monster’ includes:

* 8 new studio recordings with production by RedOne, Rodney Jerkins, Teddy Riley, Fernando Garibay and Ron Fair featuring the smash single “Bad Romance” and “Telephone”

* The original album ‘The Fame’

* The definitive “Book of Gaga”-A highly stylized collector’s edition art table book housed in a custom slipcase documenting Gaga’s journey into pop superstardom including:

* A lock of Lady Gaga’s hair
* Collectible puzzle
* Pictorials
* A behind the scenes look at her creative process
* Pull out posters
* Themed fanzines
* A paper doll collection
* 3 D glasses to view forthcoming Gaga visuals
* Personal notes from the artist
* Each book individually numbered

…wait…a lock of Lady Gaga’s hair?

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"I wanna just dance but he took me home instead, uh-oh there was a monster in my bed, we French kissed on a subway train, he tore my clothes right off, he ate my heart and then he ate my brain"

Lady Gaga “Monster”

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take note.

take note.

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“I’m not good at future planning. I don’t plan at all. I don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. I don’t have a day planner and I don’t have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.”

“I’m not good at future planning. I don’t plan at all. I don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. I don’t have a day planner and I don’t have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.”

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I try to think about rainbows When it gets bad You got to think about something To keep from going mad I try to think about big fat roses When the ship starts going down But my head is wicked jealous Don’t want to talk about it right nowLong distance Don’t talk about ex-girlfriends Don’t talk about you with out me Don’t talk about your past In my head It’s only in my head In my head It’s only in my head

I try to think about rainbows
When it gets bad
You got to think about something
To keep from going mad
I try to think about big fat roses
When the ship starts going down
But my head is wicked jealous
Don’t want to talk about it right now


Long distance
Don’t talk about ex-girlfriends
Don’t talk about you with out me
Don’t talk about your past

In my head
It’s only in my head
In my head
It’s only in my head

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So today without regard to how it may sound I told a coworker she should be JonBenet Ramsey for Halloween. Everyone froze and I didn't get it. I still don't think it's "too soon".

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I wasn’t aware that I was different until i was so thoughtfully reminded…
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(via chrischambers)

(via chrischambers)

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