jeremy ryan……takes destination-less walks at midnight …makes the best raspberry belgian waffles …will write you a poem and a song …can make anything rhyme …smells of old spice …prefers decaf …is the most talkative wallflower facebook Tumblr (3.0; @jayre)http://jayre.tumblr.com/<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4zbkFdee1qzqq4no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/270519840http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/270519840Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:42:19 -0800<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktvw45xl1t1qzvnuso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was 15 and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me but I wanted to have a party and needed him out of the house.</p> <p>-Chelsea Handler</p>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/262327128http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/262327128Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:45:32 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktpc167Sld1qzox74o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mattheww.tumblr.com/post/258417462/james-franco" class="tumblr_blog">mattheww</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>James Franco</p></blockquote>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/258540548http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/258540548Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:10:51 -0800<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktq77mZw3b1qzvnuso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Quinnford+Scout</p>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/258411139http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/258411139Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:59:29 -0800<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktp42vsUu21qzvm2eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://quinnfordandscout.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">quinnfordandscout</a>)</p>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/258049744http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/258049744Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:35:51 -0800<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmhutNMeD1qa4by8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://fuckyeahsubs.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahsubs</a>)</p>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/256043913http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/256043913Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:41:43 -0800<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkm5iGk5v1qzvnuso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254470279http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254470279Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:36:54 -0800<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkm4zXlJs1qzvnuso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254469996http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254469996Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:36:34 -0800<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkm3qzL9I1qzvnuso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254469311http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254469311Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:35:46 -0800<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkm2ql67u1qzvnuso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254468814http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254468814Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:35:13 -0800<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkm24TCOk1qzvnuso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254468546http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254468546Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:34:52 -0800<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkm1ospvI1qzvnuso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254468324http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254468324Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:34:35 -0800<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkm15XcSB1qzvnuso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254468075http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254468075Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:34:17 -0800<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkh4jCT5w1qzvnuso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Who doesn’t love Facebook’s Pirate language?</p>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254384287http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/254384287Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:48:10 -0800<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktip9irqml1qzvnuso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>all the ladies, nubian queens, <br/>black princesses, african godesses, choir girls, young girls, models, <br/>skeezers, bitches, hoes, playettes, dykes, divas, house wives, gold diggers, <br/>sex chasers, cum guzzlers, chicken heads, crack heads, baller bitches, <br/>shake dancers, and boosters. <br/>say what you want, we’re all one in the same. <br/>no matter what they call you, or you call yourself.</p> <p><b>theres only 3 rules in this game: </b></p> <p><i>keep your nappy-ass hair done, do your mother fucking sit-ups, <br/>and whenever you lay on your back, make sure your paper is stacked.</i></p>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/253128798http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/253128798Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:48:00 -0800<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthv5iAWTt1qa4by8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://fuckyeahsubs.tumblr.com/">fuckyeahsubs</a>)</p>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/253113856http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/253113856Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:30:11 -0800<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg64amJIY1qzvnuso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>You can tie my hands behind my back<br/>and lick your initials in my neck…..foreplay does nothing for me, but commitment makes me wet.<br/>I already know you’re having an affair with words….but boo…i’m married to it….my vocabulary leaves most men wary…I need to know….can you get into it?</i></p> <p><i>Would you let me lick you with alliteration and tie you up with similies?<br/>give you pain and pleasure with solliquies until you beg me for release….<br/>I think we can have the ebonic plague solution…lace me with your lexiconic seed and in 9 months we can start to raise the revolution</i></p>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/251652717http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/251652717Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0800<p><i>I wasn’t aware today was </i><b>“Kick Jeremy In The Balls Day”</b>.</p>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/251265204http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/251265204Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:56:01 -0800<p><i>Exactly how much do you love Jareezee?</i></p> <p><b>Tons, millions, bunches, and loads.<br/></b></p>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/249324276http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/249324276Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:41:21 -0800<p><b>ask me anything.</b></p> <p><a href="http://www.formspring.com/forms/?646107-nE1Wufmolo"><b>….:::….formspring….:::….</b></a></p>http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/249273120http://jayre.tumblr.com/post/249273120Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:50:42 -0800